D --> I suppose this is a good place to start

D --> Greetings humans

D --> I am what you would call a troll, from the planet Alternia. My name is Equius Zahhak

D --> I know very well that you humans have disgusting mutant b100d, whilst I have the e%travagant indigo b100d

D --> So I will take it upon myself to be your new leader

D --> I e%pect you all to follow your orders when given them